Transition to Monero has begun: here is how to pay

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That is my Monero address.

In the upcoming months I am going to cancel the credit and debit card processing on my site.  I think it is baloney that not only do I have to pay a roughly 4% fee on every payment that you give (I have to pay even more when you use a "rewards " card, more total bullshit), but also I have to pay $60 a month just to maintain the ability or should I say "privilege" to process payments.  What bullshit.  Not only that but the IRS, NSA, FBI, CIA and any other bullshit unconstitutional federal agency justified by having a 3 letter cat-call gets to peep in - hold the lube.

Well that shitshow is over.  Bye Mueller and your dumbass white shoed jackboot thugs (holla at my boy Sam Nunberg and Roger Stone, true American heroes trying to save the republic).  But money is now the peoples and the government can't do shit about it.  The fourth amendment is back, Jack.  Take that and shove it you bureaucratic scum.

Here's how this will work.  You send me Monero.  I send you a gift certificate for my site.  The value of the certificate in dollars will be the highest daily average between when I receive the monero and when I issue you the coupon code.  So if I take a few days to send you a code, then there is just more chance that I will owe you more.  So it's an incentive for me to act fast.  That coupon code is then good for purchases on the site.

What this means is that you can now buy gift certificates with dollars while my credit processing is still working!  Use this link:

After I get rid of credit processing that page will no longer work and the only way to purchase from the site will be with gift certificates and those will only be able to be purchased with Monero.  (You could also send cash in the mail and I won't complain; send to 1628 E. Southern ave #9-238 Tempe AZ 85282 and include your email address for me to send your gift certificate to).

For help getting started with monero; set up an account at kraken.com to buy it and send it, and learn more at monero.how (or click the monero button on the right side of your screen).  Email me at naturehackerproducts@gmail.com with questions, and Teef 2.0 is not effected, just go to teefpowder.com and you can pay with paypal (by the way if you took my advice and bought monero when I told you to you would already be up about 30% in value.  Get in now!)

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